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Here comes the bio song
You can never go wrong
When singing the bio song

Biology is the study of life
Instead of memorizing, Higgins teaches it just right
Sitting in class and feeling kinda hungry
Just answer a question, and catch the flying candy

He makes fun of chemists for sitting in the back
Then laughs at the front row for picking up the slack
It's so unfair that we all have to study
While Higgins in at the golf course practicing his putting

You don't need 3-D structures on a test to recreate
Cause life is all about macromolecules changing shape

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Dr. Ammon.... what a chemist!
But guess who's not, the bio majors on this class list
We have some athletes, cheerleaders too
Too bad they break Higgin's rule:  Running is bad for you

We tried to make this song as funny as we could
Sorry if we failed you, next time we'll bring baked goods

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It's the end of the bio song
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So know your membrane proteins
And smoke your nicotine
Now sit back we hope you liked the song
Start writing writing writing cause the lecture's long